Sell everything, sell it all, sell it fast, and sell it at a tremendous loss

I don't know about you all, but when I read that orchestrated inflation has devalued my wages, devalued my past earnings/savings, and is erasing a lifetime of savings, the very first thought that comes to my mind is that I need to sell my holdings. No matter how bad I'm down right now, if I sell now, I can lock in my losses. My dollars are worth so much less now, and with these inflation reports telling me that my dollars are worth less and less with each passing day, the best thing I can do is sell my shares of companies and assets and jump into holding even more depreciating dollars. Now is not the time to be strong, it's time to sell those assets to the wealthy and let them carry the burden of appreciable, growing, actual assets. For the working class people, now is the time to switch to and hold them dollars.

Sincerely,

Sarcasm