Come on this journey with me and experience that old feeling you used to feel when you were young, wild and free and loaded with nothing but testosterone, hope and dreams and probably a bunch of booze too. You had the cool car, the hot girl, the world at your fingertips and everything and every opportunity was still waiting in front of you. Do you remember that feeling? Do you hear that? That’s BBBY whispering sweet nothing into your ear and calling you into the bedroom.
What do you have to lose? Throw $100 bucks on it. Throw 1k at it. Throw that spare change you have laying around the house that mom always finds in your pockets after doing the laundry. Hell throw your entire ROTH IRA and 401ks at BBBY. I promise you you won’t regret you did. I promise Dad. I’ve been through this with G•M•E and I tried to tell you then but you didn’t listen. I don’t want you to miss out on the squeeze of your lifetime. BBBY has Insanely high short interest & insane cost to borrow, throw in massive retail mob momentum all at once and it equals one thing: a beautifully drawn out short squeeze for you and I to enjoy and bankroll on! Perfect for the taking. Don’t miss this opportunity. I know your balls are big enough dad, don’t listen to mom, I know you can do it. Buy a few shares, set a limit sell and go watch the game, drink a beer and relax! You deserve it!
You could buy that classic car you’ve been denying yourself. Get that brand new set of clubs and rub shoulders with the elites at your favorite courses around the world. You could buy illicit drugs and endless high end escorts Dad!! Whatever floats your boat Popps! Just come on and join me on this play. We are headed for 30 – then 40 – then 69 – then new all time highs. Calls are going in the money and we are gamma ramping past 30. They’ve halted us multiple times this week to stop us from breaking 30. They even did a short and distort with a fake article at close!!! Now is the time! This is your last chance to load up. Lets do this! I don’t want you to wonder “what if” ever again. Love you dad! See you at pre-market!
Sincerely,
Your favorite son
ps – NFA but seriously dad, what are you waiting for? LFG!!!!
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