Are AALY and TSLY real stocks?

Hi! So I don’t know exactly how to start this without it sounding like a crosspost from R/relationship advice, but here we go.

So I went on a date with a guy, and he mentioned his investment portfolio (unprompted) and said i should invest in AALY (not apple) and TSLY (not tesla). Now the question you wise investors might as is, why? Well according to him, they are the true parent companies of Apple and Tesla. He went on and on that they were on Robinhood and he could show me how to make millions with them.

I admit I’m novice when it comes to investing, and my app of choice is Public and coinbase, but mama didn’t raise a complete fool. Something in my gut tells me this is off, especially when I couldn’t find these fantastic stocks so I turned to you beautiful people of Reddit. Have any of you wise people heard of these stocks? Are they actually cryptos?

Thank you all