Hey guys,
You probably haven’t heard about this new ticker yet called Tsla.
It’s this company that makes cars but for some stupid reason it’s being valued higher than the rest of the car industry combined.
So anyway there’s this guy called Elon which like really? What kind of name is that anyway?
So this guy Elon bought Twitter and since then Tsla stock price has gone down. Definitely a correlation there probably. Strike 1.
He used to be super rich but now is like number 2 behind this guy from Europe who makes champagne and clothes for rich people.
Definitely a bad sign that Elon isn’t as good at being rich as some other guy so strike number 2.
Since sometime recently the stock price going down a lot compared to if it had gone up instead means that it’ll probably go down more right? So I went short and hopefully you guys do too which would help my position. Strike 3.
I’ve not seen anyone else talk about this yet but if they did they probably wouldn’t be able to come up with better reasoning than I have for bull or bear cases on this little known ticker.
So let me know what you think? And as always, please updoot or downdoot people based on political alignments as that’s all that really matters at the end of the day.
K thanks bye!
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