I consulted with Psychic for Investment Advice


To celebrate the Halloween season, I decided it would be fun to consult a professional Psychic with some of the most popular stocks and cryptos on Reddit. The Psychic was nice and open minded enough to hear out my idea, and wanted to stress this was just their general predictions, and not actual financial advice. All predictions were made from the tarot cards drawn after I randomly shuffled the deck.

 • Tesla: sees growth starting in new year and throughout 2023.
 • Apron: negative growth
 • Mullen: Long term success, but not starting this year or end of 2023.
 • META: Positive general outlook.
 • Apple: The psychic actually chuckled and said “Well, Apple is Apple”. Sounds like a solid investment to me.
 • Alibaba: Positive general outlook starting in 2023.
 • Retail Videogame Store: Out of Business in forseeable future.

So that's what the Tarot Cards are telling us. I going to make an ETF called PSY of “META, Apple, BABA, Mullen” and hope the spirit world has sound investing advice. In all honesty, given the chaos of the markets, particularly now, it would not surprise me if PSY outperforms many hedgefunds and gurus like Jim Cramer in the next 12 months. Time will tell I suppose.

You can check out the actual cards drawn on my Reddit stock tracking site here if you are curious


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